My love, if only you knew...

Wellllllllllllll guess what?

I got 4 A*s 2 As and a fuckload of Bs!!!


Iamafuckinggenius!!! No Ds, Es or Cs like was much predicted.

Seriously if only Camden knew. Those idiots. well guess whose having the last laugh. Ana Crespo is having the last laugh (thats me, by the way, if you're a bit slow)


I'm living it up in Peckham, which is fun. I
am arraging to have a ballgown dress up tea party on top of a double decker bus I found which is so amazingly sexy!!

I'm going to KOKO tommorrow night and I
am gonna wear my 50s VINTAGE YvisSaintLaurent sunglasses and my PaulandJoe shoes.

I have a phone now. Hes called 'brick' (lovingly) and a few days ago when I feared I lost him I was prepared to search through the old binbags.


On other news the male attention I'm getting has moved beyond the nauseaus status it once had. All these perverts keep on proposing matrimony and, dear god, I wish I was joking, fuck, I wish THEY were joking but theses fuckers are totally serious! You know what, I even had this one guy ask my aunt for my number, and when she told him I didnt even own a phone, (this happened in a phone shop) he offered to give me one for free. But worst than this mental savatage (its not even flatering) is the touching. Its time that the desperados of Peckham learned to keep their greasy wank tools to themselves.

Much love to all (nearly all, perhaps you're reading this and I hate you, yes YOU!! hehehe, I'm just fucking with you. Actually I'm not but whatever)